I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
...so i touched it.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
So squirting runs in the family.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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