if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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