would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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