i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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