Dual....:-)
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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