I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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