I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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