Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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