found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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