theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
