I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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