Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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