Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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