no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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