We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Randomize
