They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
as a side note pls kill me
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