Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Randomize
