he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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