you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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