its not stalking. its research.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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