once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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