I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
did i just pee glitter
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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