Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
