We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I will be naked everywhere
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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