Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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