How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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