I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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