Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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