The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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