thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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