I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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