Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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