i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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