remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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