just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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