He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
