So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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