just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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