I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
