Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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