u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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