Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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