You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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