im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize