i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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