$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
