Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
When are your genitals available?
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