if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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