we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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