so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
