And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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