You surviving the open bar?
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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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